The Air Vent

A (Precisely) 100 Word Story

Every day, the smoker precedes work by smoking next to the air vent. Every day, the secretary does her photocopying to avoid the smell of smoke. Every day, the boss makes coffee so he can peruse the secretary’s bum as she photocopies her documents.

One day the smoker quits smoking. The secretary still does her photocopying. The boss still watches her covertly. The smoker makes a coffee. “You’d tap that arse wouldn’t you?” says the boss.

The smoker is a gender fluid bisexual who is interrace and disabled. Outraged, the smoker tells a trigender pansexual vegan journalist.

Everyone gets sacked.



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