Dominato watches over the edge of the earth as the sun, once again, skirts the horizon before heading back the way it came. Flat-Earthers are ridiculed back on dry land for believing that the sun is a giant pendulum, constantly swinging back and forth. The astrophysicists, meteorologists, pilots and media are all doing a great … Continue reading Flat Earth
A bird poops on a lady's arm. She stops abruptly on the path. "I ought to buy a lotto ticket", she thinks. A cyclists doesn't see her stop and swerves violently. He drops his drink bottle. The bottle rolls into the street and a car later drives over it. The contents explode over a lady … Continue reading The Bird Poop Lady
A lawyer approached the guy that empties the bins at the mall as he was tying off a bag. “You’re not how I imagined a distinguished ornithologist,” she said. “But you’ll do.” “A musicologist already failed to assist me,” she pointed her nose skyward, “so let’s see if you can do any better. How do … Continue reading The Ornithologist
I was walking along a secluded beach when suddenly a goat appeared in front of me. I don’t know how it snuck up on me because the beach was wide, with nowhere to hide. We stood staring at each other for a moment. It was a stalemate. What was that goat thinking? A rumble came … Continue reading Atonement
There were 40 thieves in the story of Ali Baba. But this is not a story of 40; it is a story of only one. "Another rainy day and I have to go to so many places to prepare the paper work for this legal case," thought Hector. "More rain again. I have to leave … Continue reading The Thief
A (Precisely) 100 Word Tale A primary school teacher is a cop, a judge, a doctor, a mind-reader, and finally, an educator. When two crying kids are in dispute, and neither can articulate themselves, what can a teacher do? “Cheer up, snowflake.” The teacher says to one. “Easy there, dewdrop.” He says to the other. … Continue reading The Dewdrop
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