The Ornithologist

Bird Habitat in Victoria, Australia

A lawyer approached the guy that empties the bins at the mall as he was tying off a bag. “You’re not how I imagined a distinguished ornithologist,” she said. “But you’ll do.” “A musicologist already failed to assist me,” she pointed her nose skyward, “so let’s see if you can do any better. How do … Continue reading The Ornithologist



Great Oyster Bay Beach Tasmania

I was walking along a secluded beach when suddenly a goat appeared in front of me. I don’t know how it snuck up on me because the beach was wide, with nowhere to hide. We stood staring at each other for a moment. It was a stalemate. What was that goat thinking? A rumble came … Continue reading Atonement