The Bird Poop Lady

Seagulls hanging out on boardwalk

A bird poops on a lady's arm. She stops abruptly on the path. "I ought to buy a lotto ticket", she thinks. A cyclists doesn't see her stop and swerves violently. He drops his drink bottle. The bottle rolls into the street and a car later drives over it. The contents explode over a lady … Continue reading The Bird Poop Lady