The Wall

rough brick wall in the sunshine

My girlfriend is building a wall. She’s taking her time, and adding each course of bricks very slowly, but one day the wall will be complete and impenetrable. She’s doing a good job of it too. I get home from work one day and I’m tired. She sees this and pounces. “When are you going … Continue reading The Wall


Plastic soffit underside of ceiling, golden and mysterious like heavenly chocolate

I live in a gold house that’s made of plastic, I drive a porcelain car that’s made of plastic, and I kiss my wife’s plastic lips every morning before I go to work. I used to stick the yolk-extraction-needle into eggs back when the eggs came from real chickens, but that was a long time … Continue reading Plastic