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Wicked Mobile Phone

Bent boardwalk due to slow rolling shutter, or maybe warped spacetime.

My phone is wicked! It runs on a modded battery and it has its own modded cooling system. I’ve just got to fill it up with hydrogen gas from time to time. That means I’ve got to run an electrolysis bath with a gas hood at home. I plug it into the wall socket for … Continue reading Wicked Mobile Phone →

Smartphones

I’m driving through town and the first thing I notice is that everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - is on their phones. It’s a cliché to say it, but it’s never been more apparent. I can’t help but wonder, what are all these people doing that’s so important? I’m stopped at an intersection and … Continue reading Smartphones →